8 Orlando theme parks, 8 wishes for 2026
Presenting a 2026 wish list for Orlando’s theme parks: There is one hope or dream per park, and the goal is to have them not be too expensive. Disney, Universal and SeaWorld already have their big-ticket to-do lists going, even if they are frequently under wraps.
If we’re wishing big, we’d like all those juicy details about impending opening dates and new attractions. Instead, those facts likely will seep out bit by bit into 2027.
To keep this exercise out of total-negativity mode, there also are shout-outs for each park for something that brings joy.
Epcot
• In my mind: I wish the Disney Skyliner onboard spiel would be updated, specifically the part about learning languages around World Showcase. How do you say “as if” in Japanese?
• On the bright side: Watching actress Sheryl Lee Ralph, who was at the park serving as a narrator for Candlelight Processional, take two spins on Cosmic Rewind: Guardians of the Galaxy roller coaster, was a double delight, thanks to a Disney-released video.